To whom it may concern:
You might wish to note that if—when I’m riding on the bus, and it’s in the middle of a wind storm, and the driver is talking loudly to the driver of another bus that seems to be stuck, and I’m listening to music on my headphones—the music you are playing through your headphones is the loudest thing I can hear, then you are playing your music too loud and you probably don’t have to look any further for the reason why you’ve gone deaf.
