I was knitting on the T this afternoon, and two big jock frat boys got on and sat across the aisle from me. They saw me knitting.
Jock Frat Boy 1 to Jock Frat Boy 2: I should learn how to knit. Can’t you see me knitting? A big guy like me?
Me: My boyfriend knits. He’s a big guy, but I taught him how, and he’s pretty good at it!
Jock Frat Boy 1: Really? That’s cool!
Jock Frat Boy 2: Does he need, like, special needles?
Me: No, just regular needles.
Jock Frat Boy 1 to Jock Frat Boy 2: If I knew how to knit, I would knit you a sweater.